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Dear Mr. Cameron,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the
UK 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks
that will squander the money on lavish parties
and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 10 million people over 50 in
the work force.
Pay them £1 million each severance for early
retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off
their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids to school/
college/university -
Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/­
tobacco a week .....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all
members of parliament pay back their falsely
claimed expenses and second home
allowances
If you think this would work, please forward to
everyone you know.
Also.....
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the
criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would have access to
showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions,
dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc
and they'd receive money instead of paying it
out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so
they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or
needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and
all clothing would be ironed and returned to
them.
A guard would check on them every 20
minutes and bring their meals and snacks to
their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built
for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight
room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal
aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise
outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and
daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear
complaints, and the guards would have a code
of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all
alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm,
and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room
and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope
of ever getting out.
Think about this (more points of contention):
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it
amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our
government could track a single cow, born in
Appleby almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?
And, they even tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000
illegal immigrants wandering around our
country. Maybe we should give each of them a
cow.

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Widze tylko jeden maly problem z kupnem brytyjskiego samochodu Nie ma juz brytyjskich samochodow poza paroma niszowymi markami.

Wystarczy by był produkowany w UK. Mclaren jest brytyjski, chyba.

Niszowy samochod i 40% nalezy do funduszu z Bahrain.

Aston Martin w wiekszosci nalezy do Kuwejtczykow i Wlochow.

Niestety prawie nie ma firm produkujacych samochody nalezacych ciagle do Brytyjczykow.

Co oznacza zwrot each severance z poczatku tekstu??

severance to odprawa, a each to każdemu.




Jak definiujesz brytyjska firmę? Akcje musza należeć do brytyjczykow, czy starczy aby nimi obracano na LSE?
Nie odnosi się to do przykładów powyżej tylko tak ogólnie.

[ Ostatnio edytowany przez: dzieckowemgle 27-03-2013 10:33 ]

Mozna definiowac na rozne sposoby, bedaca w UK (produkujaca tu) i historycznie bedaca brytyjska firma.

Druga opcja udzialy naleza ciagle do Brytyjczykow, nie Chinczykow (Land Rover), Rosjan (TVR), funduszy z Bliskiego Wschodu itp.

Na potrzeby rozkrecania ekonomi i napedzania zlecen fabrykom mozna wymienic firmy, ktore cos tu produkuja i zatrudniaja ludzi.

Ale jesli w srodowisku samochodowych mowisz o Brytyjskich samochodach, to zawsze pojawia sie glos, ze prawie nie ma juz brytyjskich samochodow.

Wiem, ze można rożnie definiować narodowość, chodziło mi o Twoje zdanie na ten temat.

Niezręcznie mi cie poprawiac ale Lnad Rover nalezy do Tata Motors czyli hinduski, a nie chinski

Racja, sorry z tym Land Roverem. Myslalam o innej firmie, ktora zostala wykupiona przez Chinczykow.