hi, one day someone asked me "are you a Christian?" I said to him "NO, My name is ..."
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| ziomall | Post #1 Ocena: 0 2008-08-07 16:20:22 (17 lat temu) |
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hi, one day someone asked me "are you a Christian?" I said to him "NO, My name is ..."
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| Cosmique | Post #2 Ocena: 0 2008-08-07 17:14:30 (17 lat temu) |
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somewhere somewhen there was a funny topic about mispellings on Polish CV's, from which I remember these two hilarious phrases:
instead of "public services" - "pubic services" 
instead of "thank you in advance" - "thank you from the mountain (top)" - (as a literal, probably computerised, translation of "dziekuje z gory" )w w w . m y s p a c e . c o m / c o s m i q u e d j
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| simka | Post #3 Ocena: 0 2008-08-09 00:49:52 (17 lat temu) |
Posty: 130 Z nami od: 12-04-2006 Skąd: Banbury |
O czym gadaliście?
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| vitek | Post #4 Ocena: 0 2008-08-09 15:11:57 (17 lat temu) |
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Konto zablokowane Z nami od: 19-06-2007 Skąd: Yorkshire |
Mnie śmieszy jak idioci z polskich firm piszą w ogłoszeniach z pracą że trzeba dostarczyć letter of motivation albo motivation letter (zamiast covering letter)
The Mythbuster
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| marcinb | Post #5 Ocena: 0 2008-08-10 13:35:40 (17 lat temu) |
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my collegaues asked me many times to repeat a word ''cleat'' and then they burst out laughing as I mispronounced the above as ''clit''.
PS. ''cleat'' - A strip of wood or metal used to strengthen the surface to which it is attached Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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| Andrew_Bird | Post #6 Ocena: 0 2008-10-11 20:30:48 (17 lat temu) |
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In the official technical document (operating instruction for industrial plant) I wrote "flexible house" instead of "flexible hose" - all Brits were dying of fun, cracking jokes about "rubber house" supposed to contain unlimitted number of visitors.
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| marcinb | Post #7 Ocena: 0 2008-10-12 00:16:38 (17 lat temu) |
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A friend of mine, a female one to be precise, tried to say a word ''usually'' - what she finally spat out was more like this phrase ''use your willy'' - the guy that overheard the above couldn't stop laughing for quite long.
Well, can imagine why  Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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| kasik62 | Post #8 Ocena: 0 2008-10-12 06:44:38 (17 lat temu) |
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Z nami od: 24-09-2008 Skąd: Birmingham |
Ages ago I aked my colleague
- Are you sick? (He didn't look well) He said - No, I am Muslim. |
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