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ziomall	Post #1 2008-08-07 16:20:22 (4 miesiące temu)
Posty: 8 Z nami od: 31-07-2008	hi, one day someone asked me "are you a Christian?" I said to him "NO, My name is ..." hahah


Cosmique	Post #2 2008-08-07 17:14:30 (4 miesiące temu)
Posty: 193 Z nami od: 03-06-2007 Skąd: Londyn	somewhere somewhen there was a funny topic about mispellings on Polish CV's, from which I remember these two hilarious phrases: instead of "public services" - "pubic services" instead of "thank you in advance" - "thank you from the mountain (top)" - (as a literal, probably computerised, translation of "dziekuje z gory" ) w w w . m y s p a c e . c o m / c o s m i q u e d j


simka	Post #3 2008-08-09 00:49:52 (4 miesiące temu)
Posty: 74 Z nami od: 12-04-2006 Skąd: Banbury	O czym gadaliście?


vitek	Post #4 2008-08-09 15:11:57 (4 miesiące temu)
Posty: 2263 Z nami od: 19-06-2007 Skąd: Yorks	Mnie śmieszy jak idioci z polskich firm piszą w ogłoszeniach z pracą że trzeba dostarczyć letter of motivation albo motivation letter (zamiast covering letter) Work is the curse of the drinking class


marcinb	Post #5 2008-08-10 13:35:40 (4 miesiące temu)
Posty: 1333 Z nami od: 20-05-2006 Skąd: Newark	my collegaues asked me many times to repeat a word ''cleat'' and then they burst out laughing as I mispronounced the above as ''clit''. PS. ''cleat'' - A strip of wood or metal used to strengthen the surface to which it is attached 93% girls masturbate in the shower, 7% sing - and don't you know what they sing?


Andrew_Bird	Post #6 2008-10-11 20:30:48 (2 miesiące temu)
Posty: 153 Z nami od: 01-11-2007	In the official technical document (operating instruction for industrial plant) I wrote "flexible house" instead of "flexible hose" - all Brits were dying of fun, cracking jokes about "rubber house" supposed to contain unlimitted number of visitors.


marcinb	Post #7 2008-10-12 00:16:38 (2 miesiące temu)
Posty: 1333 Z nami od: 20-05-2006 Skąd: Newark	A friend of mine, a female one to be precise, tried to say a word ''usually'' - what she finally spat out was more like this phrase ''use your willy'' - the guy that overheard the above couldn't stop laughing for quite long. Well, can imagine why 93% girls masturbate in the shower, 7% sing - and don't you know what they sing?


kasik62	Post #8 2008-10-12 06:44:38 (2 miesiące temu)
Posty: 28 Z nami od: 24-09-2008	Ages ago I aked my colleague - Are you sick? (He didn't look well) He said - No, I am Muslim.

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