kobieta bez mezczyzny jest niczym
kobieta,bez niej-mezczyzna jest niczym

Kobieta bez człowieka jest nikim. Kobieta, bez niej, człowiek jest nikim.

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Reasumując, facet jest nikim bez kobiety i vice versa

A ja znalazłem kilka kwiatków angielsko-polskich:


I am from Beeftown - jestem z Wołomina
Don't make a village - nie rób wiochy
Don't turn my guitar - nie zawracaj mi gitary
Penis is walking around me - ch... mnie to obchodzi
A shit is going around me - gówno mnie obchodzi
I tower you - wierzę ci
I'll animal to you - zwierzę ci się
a man from iron - człowiek z żelaza
Thanks from the mountain - dziękuję z góry
Paintings coin - obrazy Moneta
I feel train to you - czuję do ciebie pociąg
go out on people - wyjść na ludzi
cut off myself a nap - uciąć sobie drzemkę
It's after apples - już po jabłkach
It's after birds - już po ptokach
without small garden - bez ogródek
Brain tire fire - zapalenie opon mózgowych
To go to the second page of the street - przejść na drugą stronę ulicy
To cut percentage feet - obniżyć stopy procentowe
Do you divide my sentence? - Czy podzielasz moje zdanie?
Give me the second time - daj mi sekundę czasu
Heritage of prices - spadek cen
The Universal Pregnancy Law - Prawo Powszechnego Ciążenia
To make the profit on time - zyskać na czasie
He killed her the nail - zabił jej ćwieka
Rail on you! - kolej na ciebie!
The profits are flying into the hole - zyski lecą w dół
To divorce the bright facts - rozwodzić się nad jasnymi faktami
Serious music concert - koncert muzyki poważnej
Close meetings of the third grade - bliskie spotkania trzeciego stopnia
He was her right hand in driving the left businesses - był jej prawą ręką w prowadzeniu lewych interesów
Can you throw me up? - możesz mnie podrzucić?
My girlfriend is very expensive to me - moja dziewczyna jest mi bardzo droga
Tom divided their lottery coupon - Tom podzielił ich los
Time swimming allowed - czas płynie wolno
First from the shore - pierwszy z brzegu
Day, memory is flying - Dzień, wspomnienie lata

Jako znany szowinista preferuje ponizsza wersje:

Woman: without her man, is nothing.

Niby tylko dwukropek...

WHY ENGLISH IS SO HARD
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.If
you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your
house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?

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brethren -- > (plural) the lay members of a male religious order
slim chance=fat chance --> Little or no chance of success
wise guy --> An upstart who makes conceited, sardonic, insolent comments
wise man --> A wise and trusted guide and advisor

an upstart:
1. An arrogant or presumptuous person
2. A person who has suddenly risen to a higher economic status but has not gained social acceptance of others in that class

A dla chetnych zagadka:

Jaka jest roznica miedzy zwrotami:
- Bollocks
- Dog's bollocks

nie jestem pewna jesli sie myle sorki.pierwsze znaczy ze cos jest do dupy,zle a drugie ze jest calkowicie odwrotnie czyli wspanaiale.czekam na innych bo jestem ciekawa czy sie mylepozdrowienia

to chyba troche jak okreslenia shit and shit hot?znacza cos innego