Let's just be friends - You can pay for a dinner but you won't get a shag - Take the money and go lap dancing
I love you - She's really pissed - Go and buy a condom
You're very handsome - Her eyesight is dodgy - Don't know. This never happened to me
Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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