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MAKING COFFEE: Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

No to jak jestesmy przy +18 tematach: co znaczy "chasing pavements"??? To oczywiscie tytul piosenki, ale slyszalam ze ten zwrot w potocznym angielskim oznacza cos dosc niecenzuralnego... niestety nie udalo mi sie nigdzie wytropic co.

podejrzewam ze to samo co ''curb crawling'' tylko od drugiej strony.

a poza tym:

LAYING A CARPET: Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

znalazlam: Slang term used for the act of specifically searching for a partner with whom to engage in either rimming, frosting or other scat related activities. The term 'pavements' is used as a euphamism for buttocks.

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WASHING A CAR

Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You've got to caress the bodywork, breathe softly and gently,
give every inch of it your loving attention and make sure
you've got a nice wet sponge.

[ Ostatnio edytowany przez: dominika-essex 23-03-2008 16:59 ]

HANGING WALLPAPER: Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.
PUTTING UP A TENT: Putting up a tent, is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'... slip in to the old bag.