Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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| marcinb | Post #1 Ocena: 0 2008-03-15 15:16:23 (17 lat temu) |
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Z nami od: 20-05-2006 Skąd: Newark on Trent |
MAKING COFFEE: Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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Post #2 Ocena: 0 2008-03-23 15:57:55 (17 lat temu) |
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| marcinb | Post #3 Ocena: 0 2008-03-23 16:15:55 (17 lat temu) |
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podejrzewam ze to samo co ''curb crawling'' tylko od drugiej strony.
a poza tym: LAYING A CARPET: Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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Post #4 Ocena: 0 2008-03-23 16:20:33 (17 lat temu) |
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| dominika-essex | Post #5 Ocena: 0 2008-03-23 16:54:45 (17 lat temu) |
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WASHING A CAR
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork, breathe softly and gently, give every inch of it your loving attention and make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. 
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| marcinb | Post #6 Ocena: 0 2008-04-15 00:57:54 (17 lat temu) |
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HANGING WALLPAPER: Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.
PUTTING UP A TENT: Putting up a tent, is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'... slip in to the old bag. Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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| marcinb | Post #7 Ocena: 0 2008-10-31 16:35:20 (17 lat temu) |
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ANSWERING THE PHONE:
Answering the phone, is... a little like making love to a beautiful woman. In that you've gotta... lift the receiver, put it to your ear, speak ...loudly and clearly ... oh, yes - and don't forget to state your name. Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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| Argentus | Post #8 Ocena: 0 2008-11-09 21:45:15 (17 lat temu) |
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FCUK - strasznie skomplikowana ta teoria
Gdy widze dziewcze, ktorej cycka i dupa odrasta Klade na siano, oblapiam i basta A. Fredro - Sztuka Oblapiania Navigare nescese est, vivere non est nescese.
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| marcinb | Post #9 Ocena: 0 2009-02-15 18:19:10 (16 lat temu) |
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BEING IN THERAPY
And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You ... get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money. Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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| marcinb | Post #10 Ocena: 0 2009-03-22 16:41:06 (16 lat temu) |
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BEING IN A CRASH:
Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is ... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible. Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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