Forum dyskusyjne

TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible
AEROPLANE BLONDE: One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

And what does the bloody 'black box' mean?

ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves

BEING IN MANAGMENT - a supervisor/manager who walks around doing nothing, pretending to be extremely busy,

SINBAD - single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".

SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake).
STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.