BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible
AEROPLANE BLONDE: One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
And what does the bloody 'black box' mean?

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marcinb | Post #1 Ocena: 0 2008-03-15 00:32:34 (17 lat temu) |
Z nami od: 20-05-2006 Skąd: Newark on Trent |
TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible AEROPLANE BLONDE: One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. And what does the bloody 'black box' mean? ![]() Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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marcinb | Post #2 Ocena: 0 2008-03-15 15:13:13 (17 lat temu) |
Z nami od: 20-05-2006 Skąd: Newark on Trent |
ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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yanovitz | Post #3 Ocena: 0 2008-03-17 12:25:07 (17 lat temu) |
Z nami od: 10-12-2007 |
BEING IN MANAGMENT - a supervisor/manager who walks around doing nothing, pretending to be extremely busy,
Jeśli pracujesz z oddaniem przez osiem godzin, możesz w końcu zostać szefem, by pracować przez dwanaście. Robert Frost
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marcinb | Post #4 Ocena: 0 2008-03-17 17:43:05 (17 lat temu) |
Z nami od: 20-05-2006 Skąd: Newark on Trent |
SINBAD - single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business". Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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marcinb | Post #5 Ocena: 0 2008-03-23 16:23:08 (17 lat temu) |
Z nami od: 20-05-2006 Skąd: Newark on Trent |
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles. Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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marcinb | Post #6 Ocena: 0 2008-04-15 00:59:19 (17 lat temu) |
Z nami od: 20-05-2006 Skąd: Newark on Trent |
PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake).
STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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marcinb | Post #7 Ocena: 0 2008-06-22 12:06:35 (17 lat temu) |
Z nami od: 20-05-2006 Skąd: Newark on Trent |
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes. Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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Andrew_Bird | Post #8 Ocena: 0 2008-10-12 16:52:18 (17 lat temu) |
Z nami od: 01-11-2007 |
scotch kiss = sypnąć komuś z dyńki
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marcinb | Post #9 Ocena: 0 2008-10-26 13:51:08 (17 lat temu) |
Z nami od: 20-05-2006 Skąd: Newark on Trent |
404
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. OHNOSECOND That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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marcinb | Post #10 Ocena: 0 2008-10-26 13:54:10 (17 lat temu) |
Z nami od: 20-05-2006 Skąd: Newark on Trent |
BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am. BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. Wyobraźnia jest ważniejsza od wiedzy, ponieważ wiedza jest ograniczona - Albert Einstein
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