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2007-12-07 12:04, marcinb napisał(a):
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OK, here is THE story (OK HERE IS MY STORY):
SOME time ago, I went on a date kindly organised by a COUPLE I WAS FRIENDS WITH. Well, A double date to be precise. She was taller than me, attractive and a little bit shy. I usually meet talkative (CHATTY), cheeky girls so it MADE a nice change. THE DATE started AT 8.30 pm at the local "posh" pub. WE had a good time for THE next 2 hrs then went ON to a local dive. Fortunately, they played quite good DANCE music (THE MUSIC WAS QUITE GOOD, GOOD TO DANCE TO). I DID some magic tricks, HAD A FEW DANCES, things started working out (HOTTING UP)AND THEN the couple decided to leave us alone, and VANISHED. THANKS TO them for that.
However, here is THE thing. I play football, usually 6-a-side but, unfortunately, it was 5-a-side that day. So after the match, A FEW pints in (DOWN) the pub and 3 hrs of dancing I was pretty tired AND BECAME grumpy. She tried HER BEST to entertain me, CARRIED ON (TO CARRY ON) an intriguing conversation but I was significantly unresponsive. I REFRESHED myself with A FEW Red Bulls, A FEW glasses of orange juice - unfortunately nothing worked, at least not for VERY long. Eccentric Prince Charming SUDDENLY became a grumpy (OLD) jerk. So, I just saw her home, kissed her cheek when she OFFERED me her lips, said goodbye and went home.
Surprisingly THE next day I was told she'd felt insulted by my strange behaviour.
Jeez, any reason why? I was funny (at least she laughed at my funny jokes, at my not-SO funny jokes, AND EVEN when I talked rubbish), naughty (?????) and definitely exhausted!(UWAGA - TO ZDANIE NIE MA SENSU - CO CHCIALES POWIEDZIEC?) A little bit of sympathy please! Apparently, she HAD felt rejected. Actually, it can't be true (I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE). I would HAVE LIKED TO DO her a favour, but unfortunately, I was running on AN empty TANK THAT DAY...
And that's my point - How can she CLAIM TO be offended?
I REALLY HAVE no clue why! Do you? ( I REALLY DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST! I REALLY HAVE NO CLUE!)
She should REALLY thank me INSTEAD - what if she woke up THE next morning with a lovely corpse decomposing next to her. That wouldn't be very amusing, WOULD IT.
Anyway, IT WAS ALL THE couple's fault, WITHOUT A doubt - they didn't want to delay the date (PUT THE DATE BACK). HAD THEY ARRANGED IT TO START (KICK OFF) 2 hrs later, I'd have been full of ENERGY. (MY ENERGY LEVELS WOULD HAVE BEEN REPLENISHED). No, they simply wanted me to HAVE A heart seizure AND DIE.
Yep, it was a bloody conspiracy ALRIGHT...
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