Counsellor says "So, what appears to be the main problem in the marriage?"
Guy says " Well, Dolly Parton here seems to think I'm a right sarcastic bastard !
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I asked the boss if I could have a pay rise.
He said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate such an increment."
I said, "I don't get it."
He said, "That's right."
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Just saw a bloke in Tesco buy 10 six packs of San Miguel, 20 paella ready meals, 10 boxes of tacos and 3 sombreros.
I thought here we go, Hispanic buying again
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I don’t understand why people don’t understand erectile dysfunction, I mean it’s not hard!
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A ja z tym trzymam, kto co w czas uchwyci - reszta mnie meczy.
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