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| Zygmunt_Merytor |
Post #1 Ocena: 0 2020-06-12 15:11:33 (4 lata temu) |
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Z nami od: 15-03-2018 Skąd: Edinburgh |
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Hi John,
I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket? A ja z tym trzymam, kto co w czas uchwyci - reszta mnie meczy.
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| Zygmunt_Merytor |
Post #2 Ocena: 0 2020-06-24 09:10:03 (4 lata temu) |
Posty: 1039
Z nami od: 15-03-2018 Skąd: Edinburgh |
A large oil company has announced it's going to make fuel from insect urine.
I think it’s BP. A ja z tym trzymam, kto co w czas uchwyci - reszta mnie meczy.
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| Zygmunt_Merytor |
Post #3 Ocena: 0 2020-07-06 09:33:08 (4 lata temu) |
Posty: 1039
Z nami od: 15-03-2018 Skąd: Edinburgh |
Whoever stole my furniture polish.
I will hunt you down.
Thats my pledge. A ja z tym trzymam, kto co w czas uchwyci - reszta mnie meczy.
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| Misia13 |
Post #4 Ocena: 0 2020-07-06 10:16:37 (4 lata temu) |
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2020-07-06 09:33:08, Zygmunt_Merytoryczny napisał(a):
Whoever stole my furniture polish.
I will hunt you down.
Thats my pledge.
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| Zygmunt_Merytor |
Post #5 Ocena: 0 2020-07-06 15:06:31 (4 lata temu) |
Posty: 1039
Z nami od: 15-03-2018 Skąd: Edinburgh |
Just watched the national hairdressing championships on TV.
It wasn't live they just showed the highlights.
A ja z tym trzymam, kto co w czas uchwyci - reszta mnie meczy.
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| Zygmunt_Merytor |
Post #6 Ocena: 0 2020-07-07 10:01:22 (4 lata temu) |
Posty: 1039
Z nami od: 15-03-2018 Skąd: Edinburgh |
I just found out my father was arrested for stealing from his job as a Council road worker.
I should have known.
All the signs were there. A ja z tym trzymam, kto co w czas uchwyci - reszta mnie meczy.
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| Zygmunt_Merytor |
Post #7 Ocena: 0 2020-07-08 11:03:41 (4 lata temu) |
Posty: 1039
Z nami od: 15-03-2018 Skąd: Edinburgh |
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient." A ja z tym trzymam, kto co w czas uchwyci - reszta mnie meczy.
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| Zygmunt_Merytor |
Post #8 Ocena: 0 2020-07-09 09:52:03 (4 lata temu) |
Posty: 1039
Z nami od: 15-03-2018 Skąd: Edinburgh |
I went to a vegan restaurant the other day.
One of the diners thought she knew me.
But I'd never met herbivore. A ja z tym trzymam, kto co w czas uchwyci - reszta mnie meczy.
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| Zygmunt_Merytor |
Post #9 Ocena: 0 2020-07-10 09:48:13 (4 lata temu) |
Posty: 1039
Z nami od: 15-03-2018 Skąd: Edinburgh |
Yesterday I got hit on the head by a flying power tool.
Everything was going fine then BOSCH A ja z tym trzymam, kto co w czas uchwyci - reszta mnie meczy.
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| Zygmunt_Merytor |
Post #10 Ocena: 0 2020-07-11 18:47:57 (4 lata temu) |
Posty: 1039
Z nami od: 15-03-2018 Skąd: Edinburgh |
To the person who stole my anti depressant tablets, l hope you’re happy
A ja z tym trzymam, kto co w czas uchwyci - reszta mnie meczy.
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