Brendan Behan
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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside. If it's wide, use 3 fingers. Make sure, it's wet before you rub it up & down. Yep, that's how you wash a glass!
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You're the 1st thing that comes to my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I just love your feel on my lips. You simply make my day.
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I love you, NESCAFE!
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Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school today?
Pappu: My dad said to my mom, "I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave". So I'm saving it!
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A wise man once said:
Ignore anything that comes out of a woman's mouth unless it needs wiping & putting it back in your trousers!
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A bloke wants his 70 year old wife dead. He asks a hitman, "how he would do it?" He says, "I would shoot her below the left nipple". The bloke says, "I want her dead, not fucking knee capped!"
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Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Power = Work
Work = Money
Money = Girls
Girls = Sex
Sex = AIDS
AIDS = Death
That's the fuckin result of eating Apples!
"Take a chance because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be."
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