Me: "Beef stew"
Computer: "Sorry, not stroganoff"
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I hope I die in my sleep like my Grandad, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.
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The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup...
I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet!"
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Davy the builder goes upto a girl in a nightclub and says "I have an 8 inch cock and can shag all night!"
After a few beers she takes davy home with her hoping for a night of passion.
The following morning she says "last night you said you had an 8 inch cock and could last all night Instead you have a 4 inch cock and lasted 3 minutes!"
Davy replies "I'm a f..king builder love, It was only an estimate!"
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A ja z tym trzymam, kto co w czas uchwyci - reszta mnie meczy.
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