I'm wondering is it them or me?
3) With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
Start off with a large one.
4) How do you define optimism?
A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday
5) What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A large pizza can still feed a family of four.
6) What's the difference between a merchant bank and Katie Price (aka. Jordan)?
Both are institutions whose reputation is built on assets that, on closer inspection, turn out to be entirely artificial, vastly over-inflated and in danger of going through the floor at any moment. But at least Katie Price is still worth something.
*What's the capital of Iceland?
About £3.50
* Why have estate agents stopped looking out the window in the morning?
Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon
Carpe diem.
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