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>>POLISH DIVORCE
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>>A polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
>>Although his
>>English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one
>>day he
>>rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
>>divorce
>>for him -"very quick."
>>
>>The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend
>>on the
>>circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
>>
>>LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
>>
>>POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
>>
>>LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
>>
>>POLE: "It made of concrete."
>>
>>LAWYER "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
>>
>>POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
>>
>>LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
>>
>>POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
>>
>>LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
>>
>>POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
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>>LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"
>>
>>POLE: "No, I always up before her."
>>
>>LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
>>
>>POLE: "No, she white."
>>
>>LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
>>
>>POLE: "She going to kill me."
>>
>>LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
>>
>>POLE: "I got proof."
>>
>>LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
>>
>>POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and
>>put on
>>shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, Polish Remover'."
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